Fellow Golfer Angry about Tiger’s Infidelity
Golfer Jesper Parnevik has not spoken to Tiger Woods since it was exposed that he cheated on his wife. Tiger’s wife Eli was once the nanny for Parnevik’s children. He told the press, “I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of a 3-iron".
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Baxter Announces She’s Lesbian
Meredith Baxter came out of the closet the other day and told the world she is lesbian. Her good friend and costar from Family Ties Michael Gross is thrilled. He claimed that people are always asking him and his wife if Meredith has a man yet and now they no longer need to hide Meredith’s orientation. Meredith was not necessarily hiding the fact that she’s been with long time girl friend Nancy Locke. She wasn’t announcing it either. Gross said, "When we go out together, she travels with her partner. I've seen [them] hold hands in public. She's never made an issue of hiding it. I think in some ways, Meredith is more comfortable with this because who wants to live as someone other than yourself?"
No Porter House Steak for Portman
Natalie Portman is featured in the new edition of Marie Claire magazine. She told reporters in the interview that she has lived a fairly sheltered life even after becoming a young Hollywood actress. Portman explained that she has tried marijuana and has been drunk before but admits she did not dabble with the substances until she was in her twenties. The Harvard grad was a vegetarian for twenty years but has become vegan since she started spending more time with Tobey Maguire on the set of the new movie Brothers. Maguire brought a vegan chef to the set and Portman took a liking to falafel and the other vegan dishes the chef provided. She believes that what you eat mirrors your beliefs to others and that eating animals is wrong and is a cause of many illnesses including asthma and the animal waste dumped into rivers from farms raising massive amounts of animals pollutes rivers and their fish.
Lambert Penalized for AMA’s
It seems that Adam Lambert’s smooch with his keyboard player lit a match under ABC’s derriere. Two of his appearances on Kimmel and NYE have been cancelled due to what Lambert describes as “heat from the FCC”. I’m sorry people, but have you ever watched a Lifetime movie on national television? Things get a lot steamier than a kiss between two people. And how many times have we watched prime time programs on local channels like ABC, NBC, CBS and Fox that include at least partial nudity and racy content? It makes you wonder what the real issue is here.
Grammy Awards Nominees
Beyonce is in the lead for the most nominations followed by The Black Eyed Peas, Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga. Other groups in the running for album-of-the-year are Kings of Leon and Dave Matthews Band. Quincy Jones held the most Grammy nominations of all time at 79! Brian McKnight who was nominated 16 times has the most nominations without a win. U2 won the most Grammy Awards for a group with a total of 22. The female and male artists with the most Grammy wins are Stevie Wonder at 25 and Allison Krauss at 26!
Not-So-Bright Celebrity Quotes:
“If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”- Sarah Palin
“I liked the ceremony, the ritual of preparing cocaine, as much as doing it. I did it for a year, loved it, then stopped. Now I feel the same way about cooking.”- Kiefer Sutherland
“I’ve always had the coolest cars, which sometimes seems like a guy should be driving them. I wanted a car no boy would ever want to drive and for people to know a girl is driving such a cool car.”- Kim Kardashian
“I really don’t think, I just walk.”- Paris Hilton
“I’m not that girl from Freaky Friday anymore! I’m a real adult. In fact, I hate children! I hate them all!”- Lindsay Lohan
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